Peter (to unknown caucasian in pool) - " How's the water?"
Caucasian - "Great, where you from?"
Peter - "Washington, DC, just finishing up a three week trip beginning in Luang Prabang."
Caucasian - "DC, hmm, do you know the law firm, Collier Shannon & Scott? I was President of a Hawaiian pineapple company in 1996, and they saved our business from Dole's predatory import prices of Thai pineapples."
Peter - " Are you kidding me? My wife was a partner in that firm and that same practice group."
And so it goes . . . . .
